This has been a hard race, these old boys and girls have certainly given me a run for my money. But you can feel safe knowing that many of them are not roaming free on the streets. Yes they have been locked up and the key thrown away, so lies the empty future of an evil pot smoking pensioner. (PS: pensioners are rather shy, so i had to add some indiscriminate images of strange-looking old folk smoking instead, and not all of them are in prison)
1) Robert Holding (the Milkman)
Robert enjoys milk, driving milk floats and dealing cannabis to old folk on his milk round. “Two gold tops and a Toke for me Robert” says Angie aged 95.
2) Charlie Goble (The wheelchair bound devil)
Charlie enjoys cannabis primarily for his terminally ill wife and doing a bit of dealing on the side.
3) The Ugandan nuns (Naughty habit)
These bad girls enjoy God, morning praise, solitude and smoking cannabis with farm animals.
4) Bryan Cullum (The smelly man)
Bryan enjoys hydroponics, dealing in cannabis and upsetting his neighbours by smelling like a pig.
5) Leslie Williams (The gardener)
Leslie enjoys testing out insecticides, spending time in the greenhouse and dealing pot.
6) Patricia Tabram (The dope chef)
Patricia enjoys cooking with cannabis, blogging and 24hrs free from agonising pain.
7) Mabel Macer (The Toke Drinker)
Mrs Macer enjoys blending cannabis into smoothies and watching the wallpaper for 6 hours straight.
8) Goanita Jacques (The Hard Gran)
Goanita enjoys cooking, gardening, watching Australian horror and looking like a bad ass.
9) Wilma Watts (illegal Parsnip lady)
Mrs Watts enjoys gardening under polytunnels and growing vegetables into sexy sculptures that attract young policemen.
10) Grandpa Ganja (Tells it how it is)
This Grandpa spends his time on his video blogging pupit, gardening and smoking weed on camera.
Well i hoped you have enjoyed our little trip into your future, oh yes we will all be like this one way or another, I for one rather like the idea of getting high, growing sexy looking vegatables and video blogging.